shutupaubrey:

i’m funnier in real life but also uglier

howibloggedyourmother:

this is the greatest blooper 

(Source: teddywestside)

"I enjoy talking to you. Your mind appeals to me."

George Orwell, 1984  (via larmoyante)

"Rule # 12: Only three types of people tell the truth: kids, drunk people, and anyone who is pissed the fuck off."

Richard Pryor (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: notesfromarmageddon)

sidnugget:

I push everyone away but in a way I’m doing them a favor